Kidnapped

The computer told me I had mail,
some spam…
grow your girth
borrow money @ 2365% interest
etc etc,
then an anonymous email.
It informed me
they had kidnapped God
and if we wanted him back
we would need to pay a ransom…

…a million euros,
some trinkets,

a deck chair
and a signed copy of the White Album.
 
They instruct me to meet them in the
dry goods section of Waitrose,
tomorrow at 4.29pm.

I replied

said I would be there,
but I needed  to see proof of
his existence first

I am yet to receive a reply

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