Coping strategies for contractual hours

Tea tea
drink plenty of tea

the constant trips to a tiny shared kitchen with the

congenitally joined aroma of 23 microwaved meals

or walk to the free vending machine where the tea inexplicable tastes of
potatoes

and the
subsequent toilet time to expel the tea is an added bonus

but beware errant pubic hair which make the urinal resembles

the chin
of a 12year old boy.

At your desk

have
sexual fantasies about someone in the office

no need
to be specific.

Her

over
there, she’ll do.

Stare at Excel and make pivot tables.

Construct
graphs.

Fiddle
with the parameters.

Make lists.

15 reasons
why you hate Star Wars.

Your 10
best trainers.

Objects
you’ve never bought.

Girls
names beginning with Y.

Watch the clock.

Watch the carpet grow.

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