drink plenty of tea
the constant trips to a tiny shared kitchen with the
congenitally joined aroma of 23 microwaved meals
or walk to the free vending machine where the tea inexplicable tastes of
subsequent toilet time to expel the tea is an added bonus
but beware errant pubic hair which make the urinal resembles
of a 12year old boy.
At your desk
sexual fantasies about someone in the office
to be specific.
there, she’ll do.
Stare at Excel and make pivot tables.
with the parameters.
why you hate Star Wars.
you’ve never bought.
names beginning with Y.
Watch the clock.
Watch the carpet grow.