Coping strategies for contractual hours
Tea tea
drink plenty of tea
the constant trips to a tiny shared kitchen with the
congenitally joined aroma of 23 microwaved meals
or walk to the free vending machine where the tea inexplicable tastes of
potatoes
and the
subsequent toilet time to expel the tea is an added bonus
but beware errant pubic hair which make the urinal resembles
the chin
of a 12year old boy.
At your desk
have
sexual fantasies about someone in the office
no need
to be specific.
Her
over
there, she’ll do.
Stare at Excel and make pivot tables.
Construct
graphs.
Fiddle
with the parameters.
Make lists.
15 reasons
why you hate Star Wars.
Your 10
best trainers.
Objects
you’ve never bought.
Girls
names beginning with Y.
Watch the clock.
Watch the carpet grow.
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INJECTING LIFE SCENES WITH THE UNUSUAL:
THE AROMA OF 23
MICROWAVED MEALS
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Hello there many Michaels,
Thanks for stopping by. Glad you liked what your read…
…i always try anmd find the unusual or odd to write about.
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