recidivist

The latest bulletin flashed
pictures appeared on lampposts,
the rolling news
the lady doing sign language in the corner gets cramp.

The tittle-tattle of a thousand chat rooms,
and signs written in the sky
by privately hired Cessnas.

The criminal was captured,

caught by a mob raising a hue and cry.
The recidivist was caught in a comically
sized butterfly net.

They carried burning torches and
pitchforks resembling
a mob from The Simpsons,

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2 comments

  1. multiplemichael

    IF I WERE A REAL MAN I WOULD BOAST THAT IT WAS ME WHO GAVE THE SIGN LANGUAGE LADY A CRAMP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    OR….I WAS INTRODUCED TO THE CRAMPY SIGN LANGUAGE LADY AT A TUPPER-WARE PARTY AT THE CONDO OF LINDA BLAIR.
    ANYWAY, I LIKE THE HUMOR IN YOUR POEMS.
    EXERCISE IS MAKING YOU STRONGER !

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  2. eatmorewords

    glad you dig the humour – humours one of them things – hit and miss -so glad its working here – and as for that tupperware soiree – i was there doing meth with the priest…good times until Linda vomit and her head strarted rotating…

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