in the background like on a fresco where we melted like drying paint into the cracks next to tress
swaying with in the breeze
and the radio waves
they transmitted along different frequencies were just new messages for the code breakers –
( hands in pockets
weapons concealed
birthday candles waiting for extinction )
the cat was always curled up
at the bottom of the stairs
a radiator warmth that made him mew and that clock that ticked loud like a bomb
and has anyone met the doctor who was there at their birth? or noticed the pattern of births and deaths?
someone famous dies and you’re convinced they’ve died at least twice before.
You knew a friend who’s grandfather died at McDonalds on his first visit. Served in the war and died on a plastic chair,
screwed to the floor
as the ice in his cup slowly melted.
————–AS THE ICE IN HIS CUP SLOWLY MELTED
a work can have a variety of meanings
readers with tight holes want the “correct” meaning
readers with a strong intuitive sense feel sure of themselves
they journey out on thin ice ignorant of adequate grammar
they fondle words that start with the same letter of the alphabet
hidden cameras capture their fingers determining what is acceptable
the reader’s acceptance or rejection—does it really matter ?
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THE DIMENSION OF TIME
your life in boxes
but
your mind is busy
interpreting a poem
a lazy clock hand points
to your crotch
three words typed
on an index card
“had in mind”
is tight
between your ball sac
and your underwear
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———ORPHANED POEMS———
my heavens–what if you had a STEPFATHER ?
got your ass up early and made you march around the block
YOU the writer HIM the underwriter
communication would have taken place
you would have helped around the house
you would have learned the hardened language
and that BROTHER of yours
he would be constructing communicative circuits
in outer space–foreign to ordinary speech
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a detective chalked an outline of the body on the sidewalk
a bolt of lightning struck him 100% dead
obscenely cooked—beyond being identified
a child prodigy said that it was an act of God
————impeccably dressed in the skin of a poet
mind-settling thoughts about another dose
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firm body on honeymoon night
introductory procedure
palpating—maximum flexion
one hand on each cheek
manual romance
half-opened
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incompetent FLARF poets standing outside
daydreaming about producing words
that would make readers salivate
expressions borrowed from folklore
salty sailor talk—pool hall conversation
unmentionable saboteur stuff
not just bombs but bedroom drool
anything to make a lasting impression
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THE HABITUAL PIPE SMOKER CLUB
500 duplicating machines
FLARF CENTRAL
where poets insert a few corrections
constantly asking themselves
at what price
a transition to higher forms of prose
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apprehension about producing a reply
you know that you are being investigated
you have every right to be worried
possibly your stepfather has cracked the subtext
you have been caught up in a net of lies
caught with your dong in sexual numerology
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your phone-answering service has called me multiple times
although you live an overly orderly existence
you are not home and have not been home
the lady answerette on duty is becoming nervous
“why didn’t he inform us of his plans ?”
I said nothing—SHE could be an enemy agent
with your accumulation of adjectives
SHE was probably a writer of sorts
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————————-HITCHHIKERS IN THE FLARF KINGDOM
SKINS COLLECTED FROM AMERICAN BURLESQUE
DIRTY SOCKS FROM FRENCH VAUDEVILLE
POETRY STRUCK-PLUCKED-BOWED
NO FEAR OF INFRINGEMENT
LUNCH MEAT IS LUNCH MEAT
THE DELI CANNOT BE COPYRIGHTED
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—————-FLARF WITH ITS FOOTPRINTS
LEADING BACK TO THE CAVE
QUESTIONS
ABOUT THE COHERENCE OF TENDENCIES
FLOATING ON NERVE PILLS
WHEN PEOPLE TALK
IT SOUNDS LIKE WALKIE-TALKIE CHATTER
*thank God that Jesus was not a mathematician
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FLARF WITH ITS VENEER OF RESPECTABILITY
THE UPTURNED TONGUES OF POETS
Boeing engineers pumping out poetry
disposable words—anything lacking gusto
G.I. Joe constantly reintroducing and recycling
*footnotes about leaking literary worms from his dong
billiard balls from the pool hall
each ball
a length of time
a woman must wait
possibly the final wounding
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poets with store bought hair
poetry about Jell-O and leftover spaghetti
at night one can hear the sirens of ambulances
they never visit Dark Town
no confusion about direction
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rumor has it that Robert Frost
was found in a nest of atrocities
near THE BIRTHING STONE
the stench of his poetry
his dirty Velcro crotch piece
without scruples or jism
buoyancy galore
empty testicles
that day at the pool
(the water refused to make him wet)
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in a relation of two or three
maybe more
she never had sovereignty over herself
her boarders invaded with no possibility of ceasefire
a constant at bombardment
a test just to lay down in the ambulance with its sterile insides and Doppler wails
any direction is good
as long as it’s not towards here
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A TEST JUST TO LAY DOWN IN THE AMBULANCE
fatigued from all the honeymoon sex
opening and closing
the genital flaps on the mackintosh
I know that they have asked you
to deny your childhood memories
to be a troubled editor
of a troubled past
*personified flavored tobacco
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FLARF PIE WITH AN EDGE OF RHETORICAL FLUFF
remember crotchless pantyhose ?
book-reading and thoughts about girl monsters
fellow students at the Penmanship College
colored toenails—peculiar flaps on the buggy
whispers about your telescoping rod
sexually self-incriminating
“watch and be watched”
well, baby bird
the old people say
“sex starts in the head”
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you just couldn’t stop talking to the guy
in the back of the ambulance
chatter about how you asked year after year
for an electric pencil sharpener
at Christmas
instead you got expensive bat manure
from a large cave in New Mexico
which your mother put on her prize roses
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EVER CATCH YOURSELF WANTING TO PURCHASE A NEW MUSTACHE ?
Johnny Boy and his rigorous code of obedience
a Who in Who’s Who—3 showers a day
an American crotch pad for the juices
romancing to the tunes of Dark Town
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serving an enemy employer
located in the center of a literary cemetery
the men wear dollar store toupees
peel off sideburns and mustaches
sometimes odd vegetables in the shorts
makes one think of foreign accents
“I say there partner—is that a tumor ?”
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the underwriter removed the condiments and consonants
bland food
bland poetry
beige and almost invisible
– you tried to get away
cut the apron strings but the knife has been blunt ever since leviathan burnt down
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most people live life 78% dead
waiting for lightning to strike
– electrified hair
smell of cooked meat in a field of cows
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death made a lasting impression
it arrived and went like a special day in the calendar
– the saboteur had targets
– the detectives had targets to meet
– nets thrown wide
out in international waters ALL things were permissible
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a thousand monkeys in a room
a thousand typewriters
(clang of metal) flarf production line producing line
after line
after line – none of it made sense
none of it
– a pictures tyre on the road to salvation
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ah, the webs we weave
code cracked pass the codex
the subtext written in italics
all the family were invited to the unveiling –
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she is a writer of sorts
she has hands and a pen and leaves me messages,
vague and confused with room for interpretation
– I’ve given her a pay rise
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my first moustache was from a Christmas cracker
plastic black with two little clips that hung from the middle of my nose – it itched
I grew a beard and cut it off (I keep the hairs in a back as
a sign of obedience and dedication –
the two dollar actor forgot his lines his toupee on fire
– vegetables hidden down his pants
waiting for anyone to cop a feel
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RUMOR HAS IT THAT THEY FORCED FREUD TO ERASE THE BLACK CATS
clues to the mystery dung—–87% positive rhinoceros
13% half man-half horse
vagabonds are asking for new fresh poetry
Southern Pacific stuff
autumn leaves and a proper toot
smoking cigarettes in two steps
you with your decanter
if you were a Kennedy
it would be a highball
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underwriter communication —questions about your brother’s campsite
you said that it was only temporary— a matter of time
little things
like drinking–smoking–dancing–gambling
pee that smells like a primordial sea
flowing and sparkling—just think how long it will take
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I question your conception of unicorns
white horse with a spiritual kernel
ready to do battle
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oxygen mask strapped to face
clean metal
back of ambulance facing where you’ve been
not where you’re going
– innocent questions about childhood and best friends
– virtuous roles played out by angles
– a siren blares but it’s all white noise in dark town
– the drugs administered by someone who’s name you don’t know
– there is always levels of trust
the faint smell of bat shit and roses accompanied up as you went under
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the simple reason
God
gave you two hands
on one you can smell bat manure
on the other, rose petals
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YOU ARE IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE
all you can think of is fried egg sandwiches
having seen your brother’s cucumber
and wanting to throw rocks at his friends
strange jokes that made no sense
older girls talking with lips
that looked like
soggy onion rings
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A FREE AGENT FROM THE SOCIAL MACHINATIONS AT THE POOL HALL
cliques formed—with never enough time or energy or interest
Johnny Boy was always smarter than the average Joe
creative preoccupation with the penis
romance became a knife-wielding
struggle ending in white sauce
(FLARF—fictitious and fabricated ???)
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her messages were more personal
than anything from a pen
she introduced you to the haunted houses
of romance
*I speak not of your more insistent hungers
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BLUNT EVER SINCE LEVIATHAN BURNT DOWN
is that code for a check-mark in the relationship box ?
—————————–xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
*head librarian seeks voracious reader with strong oral skills
*overbold with thy tongue—I think not
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ACCUSATIONS OF WHOREDOM
sisters trained to be works of art
the boys of course put on suits
and become astronauts
but the daughters
what are they to do ?
——-first rule, do not ask the Church council
*enormous amount of poetry about the disappearance of the sister
*my favorite: THE SEXY WIFE HER FATHER NEVER HAD
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females who drink from the edge of the river
and offer their backsides
to the gents
from the pool hall
*idealized masculine attention
in a strong handsome container
——dream on
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rose manure and bat petals
the confusion caused
when hands get involved
in dark rooms
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THE BUTT ZONE: ATTRACTION AND REPULSION
the smell—the daily vomiting
they call it “the devil’s mouth” in Kentucky
everyone conforms—dump and wipe
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spies at the pool hall earmarked you for greater things
– they gave you plans and planted ideas
a handler followed you
tapped your phone
intercepted comments and constructed plot and scene
damn if they didn’t foresee this looming in the horizon
romance blunted by fears of experimentation
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Scooby Doo ghosts lurks behind grandfather clocks
– painted picture eyes followed you
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the hole
dark the stench
dry heaves the vomit
not everyone’s cup of tea
horses for courses
filled up diapers dumped on busy streets
– a collectors trophy
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anonymous people outside—endless anonymous people
only the exchange of money makes for pleasant memories
acting out—ogling for adoring eyes—open for 69
anticipation and satisfaction—preferences and sensitivities
*reality is peasant rubbing peasant with sandpaper
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poetry about strange bedfellows
color-coded Catholic boys
the practice horse was male
willingly or unwillingly
the literary production-line
bunch of old women
carving bars of soap
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the feeling of knowing—hidden sides like one side of the tree had all the fruit
eyes in the front but who made that rule—two eyes baby bird—another rule
crazy girl says romantic things—“your eyes are touching me”
ready-made romance—ready-made daddy with lube in the tube
poetic imitators like splinters just waiting
even I am afraid of ghost splinters
poetry is ever curving round
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POETRY IS EVER CURVING ROUND
flarf with its hydraulic brakes making sparks
dust rises thick—gaps in the prose
entire words fall through
school teachers faint
Chinese women with warm noodle-like clichés
my first thought was Playgirl magazine
where the clichés obtruded
*****that male noodle=Labors of Hercules
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—————THE LASCAUX BULLS
flarf without instructions
take off your shoes and find roots
disbelieving
what manner of man are you ?
slumbering through the day
untroubled with bad hair
matchless socks
a constant stain
outside the moving window
people you welcomed with open arms
are attacking weaker humans
reality may be ugly
but sometimes ugly
is amusing
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scratch of sandpaper scratch scratch
hewn the rough edges away
make the proletariat fit into his box –
eschew the normal routes for please (robot girls and blow up balloon ladies)
– sensitive areas throb red raw
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old pornographic magazines, mainly hair and bad lighting, now collected by car enthusiasts
– bodies strewn across metal
– wires got crossed and 13 year olds grow up turned on by automobiles and bad hair –
poetry in pornos
better than flarf
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———————-overly excitable woman—————-
good news or bad news ?
a party occupied by people in love with the wrong people
women with legs and underarms unshaved
men with multiple toupees
bedroom combatants
fatigued odors
nonstop
each day becomes a bad nightclub act
rekindle until rekindle doesn’t work
forced to walk out on the runway of life’s self-test
forced to be a tourist in your own home
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a shattered childhood
forbidden—possibly criminal
the creative writer up late at night
provoking words
————
the hand of flarf
with divine fingers
fingernails for circumcision
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people in love with the wrong people
people in love with killers
jazz musicians, statues of military general, ex presidents,
– affection thrown away
the party piece has become stale
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a childhood scattered in pieces & places –
grey memories of long grass, the smell of new trainers, tall buildings, the taste of new food
– mining memories
the poet and his treasure trove
observational poet just saw a red car go by
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READERS NEVER MENTION “THE BLACK NOTCH” IN DARK TOWN
$50 for a cup of ice and two seats
man woman other
bachelors stand outside
parasites from various pool halls
meager wages for a bend-over
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A LAZY CLOCK HAND POINTS TO HER CROTCH
an old paperback used to stanch the menstrual flow
savage externals—blacks, tans, lighter skins
peasants, savages, convicts, Portuguese lesbians
a simple knot no one can undo
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observational poet cheats his neighbors
poor men and others of moderate means
more grotesque than picturesque
a great white bulk
outside
a rotten core elsewhere
a howling wilderness in the city
unpeopled in the biblical sense
local inhabitants
squatting over a lie detector
making wrinkled logs
with a halolike scent
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BACKWARD IN TIME
DRAINING A MARSH TO GET A MEADOW
SQUEEZING A POET TO GET AN APE
COSTUMES AND LOVE AFFAIRS
ANTHROPOMORPHIC FACES
SITTING ON THE COMMODE
EVIDENCE OF THE DROP
RANGES FROM HILARIOUS
TO THE SUBLIME
A FLOPPY BABY—CALL 911
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FLARF rendered back to flesh
the cord reaches to Cain and Abel
the cord reaches to Eve short of breath
———the first penis on earth
was it a trombone ?
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here in Florida
life is all about black-market tobacco
mean-minded stupidities running for president
menacing the folks unbuttoned and button-less
(America) players in sports are no longer virile
watercolors in a downpour
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STOP FEELING SORRY FOR THE ARMLESS MAN FOR A MINUTE
just think about the penis on Adam
the world’s first dong
did God get it right ?
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the menu is just a list
no hidden charges but certainly no ‘extras’ –
I wrote this and auto correct turned it into flarf
– confused each word and letter
– deconstructed my sub conscious and turned it into something that would start a riot in dark town
– the astronauts were OK,
they were safe,
miles away eating powdered food and pissing in bags
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South American graffiti widows spray painted a library of truths on pueblo walls
war and peace would last a lady a whole cycle
no one wanted books of 200pages or less
– GET ME INFINITE JEST
– GET ME ULYSSES
– GET ME THE BIBLE (In large print)
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the guys at the pool hall were educating me about “scarcity”
how was I to know God had to pay his dues ?
that someone can only prosper
when another does not
the image of God
standing on the tail
of his younger brother
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THE BUTT ZONE: ANIMAL HUSBANDRY
at the pool hall motiveless favoritism
was well known
————-one blessing to go around
wives and mothers stand in the shadows
with sharp knives and tongues
Baby Bird—where you gonna throw your seed ?
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ONLY IN AMERICA DO YOUNG PEOPLE STAY UP ALL NIGHT
WORRYING ABOUT HOW MANY WILL SHARE THE INHERITANCE
a foreigner or a kinsman ?
around the Christmas tree
like livestock
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the impurity of the readers
the unclean land of words
daughters thrown to the curb
leaking genitals of both genders
men menstruating
somewhere it was written
INTERMIX WITH FOREIGNERS AND INSECTS
THE COVENANT BECOMES A DRIED-UP TREE
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A LAND OF MILK AND HONEY
FLARF turns victims into victimizers
agreements between herders
to set the clean apart from the unclean
the remnants are a snare and a pitfall
life has purity codes
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cheating neighbours
borrowing cups of sugar just to keep the cup
a mountain of sugar at the back door attracts the rats
they scurry along
rotten molars – a rotten core
the rats with toothaches
no dentist for the pain
a man of moderate means
a man of simple pleasures
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when the founding fathers approached they looked like black robed ghosts
– boats cutting through dead fish & whale bones
– heads inside dark hoods
faces of death
malnutrition on the Mayflower
bodies overboard
no emergency calls made
stop
land ahoy
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BACKWARDS
walking backwards
Shem and Japheth covered their father’s nakedness
they did not see their father’s nakedness
—————–WHY—————————-
were they afraid that they would lose their identity ?
——–me thinks it was the remnants
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—————-outside the city of ORGAN INFERIORITY
compulsive talk in the back room
social scientists with photographs
of hair color and organ size
****strong and consistent poetic orientations
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stacks of cursed goats on the front yard
marriage gone bad
poetry about same-sex eroticism
overlapping tongues
Paul Newman at the front door
Paul, a famous no-neck gynecologist
big smile with hair above his lips
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up all night counting zeroes
static buzz of late night TV
mouths moving
white teeth shining
– inherited some funny traits from your 5th uncle
twice removed
– a little finger longer than the middle one
– it has its benefits
go ask the policeman
go ask the woman at the coffee counter writing names on cups
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unclean minds dirty the words
bend the meaning
misread and a million miles away from what was said
– pollinate with high school sweetheart
good grief she changed
grown an extra leg
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TWIGS THAT COMMUNICATE SYMBOLIC MEANING
UNCLEAN MINDS COAT WORDS WITH MUD AND DUNG
WIG-DADDIES SPILL ABSTRACT STRUCTURAL THEORY
AVERAGE READERS CANNOT TEST INTERPRETATIONS
EFFORT IS WORK—REWARDS ARE FEW
SCHOOLMARMS AND DANCE-HALL GIRLS
OFTEN THE THIRD LEG
MEANS THEY SHAVE TWICE A DAY
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FLARF with its lack of external translation of images
almost no evidence for explanations
things the fellows at the pool hall ignore or deny
universal and emotional codes
———–remember that God is busy overriding
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TWO DOORS:
**any appeal to reasoning
**any appeal to the imagination
at night in deep sleep
voices beg to be protected
from intolerable conflict
—————–UNAVOIDABLE mental concerns
poets at the water hole
readers in the shadows
seeking vengeance
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covered nakedness with stained sheets acting as curtains in damp one room apartment
– mattress crawling with filth
– identity lost at birth
a shadow of former self
we have all gone through transformation
some emerge beautiful like new butterflies
some emerged crippled and deformed
a town full of disturbed people
no safe place for us
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harvesting organs from dark town slumps
– are you really gunna miss your spleen?
– do you need all them teeth?
There are photos to remind you
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praying for the removal of obstacles
ideas that range far afield and deep within
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the text of FLARF
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readers give it life
readers with a tight grip on the wheel
trying to steer the subject matter
away from personal associations
memories not available to the general public
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memories not available has you haven’t experienced them yet –
how difficult the transition from person to poet
– how difficult to cut yourself in two –
a public declaration of intent
– memorials for dead explorers
-forgotten teachers
changing the settings from private to available to all
people peeking
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two back doors
double joy for the risk takers
–
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wig daddy sidekicks circle trump tower
– a wagon chain of fools
– sun shines off the edifice at those who look backwards
– shave with flint, these cavemen hipsters
during times of famine they feast on their third leg
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no explanation or rules
chaos at the reading circle
words flying off at tangents
– strands of lines jumping from algebra, to car crashes, apex predators, new trainers and the lost art of map making –
– a forest to cut through with only blunt pencils
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THE TWO DOORS
WRONG HISTORICAL MARKERS
TROUBADOURS FOR SODOMY
A SADISTIC SELF-EXPERIENCE
ROOTED IN THE SPIT AND THE SQUEEZE
ASKING TO BE COMPENSATED FOR NUMBNESS
ASKING FOR BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE
SIGNING THE BOOK “INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL”
THAT HIGHER UNION WITH FELLOW MORTAL
THE IDEA IS PREFERRED TO ITS ACTUALITY
NORMAL LIFE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
A SOLITARY OUTCAST
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the poet opens up in hunger
a tide-flow of people come and go
fear is infinite
the boundaries of self
the round softness of evening
erections popping up in the dark
being penetrated and called “precious”
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rhythmic cycles of hungering and being fed
separation in the feeding game
a prominent part in the life of the poet
does one pray for a greedy appetite ?
loved ones stand in isolated safety
they discard the strips of paper
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no substitution for the hard cash money
magic beans or miraculous gimmicks
====the hungry phallic symbol
====the hungry vaginal symbol
====the hungry anal symbol
mesmeric intellectuals outside the symbol store
all-too-eager to kiss you and praise your poetry
you the young bird—you the hybrid
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never no substitute for cold hard cash*-
some get by
bartering this for that
– necessity &
practicality
a washing machine
swapped for a rat
(you can’t eat a washing machine)
– tomorrow’s people will laugh at the idea of paper money
*I killed a person with sound financial advice
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—–(ragpickers in the poetry line)———————
prolonged and expensive treatments
that nasty oil on the commode seat and the sink
fire and brimstone from the relatives
THEY have phallicized the oil
having squeezed it from a religious memory
and yet, it was from a skeleton possibly in India
****they told me that it came from India
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sex pieced together
weighed and measured
two checks—he was not missing a penis
how much does a real man carry with ease ?
length-breadth- thickness
the birthday wish for rigid reality
the endless birthday wishes
carved symbols
****an accumulation where the dragon sleeps
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————PSEUDO-ENCYCLOPEDIC POETRY—————-
daddy declaring a long footnote
explicit photographs
descriptive obscenities
poetry takes shape in both traveler and destination
coded in gendered terms
daydreamed through Tarzan
****a daydream free of hereditary disease and moral weakness
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the doctor wrote “long footnote” and added question marks
– was it what it purported to be? or was it something sinister
something considered the norm in darkest Kentucky amongst family tries where branches are entwined
branches were Tarzan could stand proud
bang his chest
simian poetry in the verdant lands
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